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Hazel Martell
Friday, July 6, 2012 16:52
Our summer
Does anyone know the address of Noah's Ark? I think we might need it soon!
H Spence
Sutton
Friday, July 6, 2012 17:46
think you need to see the Rev.
Derek Bowers
Sutton in Craven
Friday, July 6, 2012 18:14
its in Albert st sutton.i started building it about 6 weeks ago,since then we have had rain,my neighbours are now calling me noah,thay are blaming me for the rain and have threatened to burn the boat,any way the boat is now ready,and i will be launching on sunday,my daughter and many friends are turning up with camcorders so that when i sink thay will get 250 from You have been framed.WATCH THIS SPACE
Hazel Martell
Saturday, July 7, 2012 09:57
Hi Derek - or should that be Noah? Hope the launch of your Ark goes well on Sunday!

Instead of loading it up with all the animals, two by two, however, why don't you try and get back in your neighbours' good books and load it up with just slugs (and snails)? You could also have some out of my garden where there are so many that even my visitor hedgehog looks a bit outfaced with them....
Derek Bowers
Sutton in Craven
Saturday, July 7, 2012 14:14
what a good idea i can use them to oil my seat,
Derek Bowers
Sutton in Craven
Sunday, July 8, 2012 20:05
the ark was launched on sunday,success it is now ready,so let it rain.



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